---

You may have noticed a few changes around here at YaoiSuki. That's because we've moved to a new host, and in the process upgraded and altered a bunch of our features (most notably: embedded wiki and better forums). Unfortunately, we lost our user database in the move, so those of you who were signed up will unfortunately need to sign up again. It's a pretty painless process though!

New Poll

Sunday, 12 March 2006

This one's just for shits and giggles-- don't worry, we won't be adding any dumb MIDI background music to the site or anything (that's a personal pet peeve-- you'll never see it on one of my sites). If you're interested, click "read more" for some lyric excerpts and why I think the song might be appropriate for the site. XD Discuss this article. Steven Lynch - If I Were Gay We've never hugged, We've never kissed, I've never been 'intimate' With your fist. You have opened brand new doors, Get over here and drop...your...drawers! The plot of this song is: verse 1, "Hey, we're drunk, and you're hitting on me. But uh, I'm not gay." Verse 2: "I'm still not gay." Bridge: "Still not gay...maybe." End: "Okay, okay, let's fuck." Thus, it's true to one of the apparent theories of yaoi: if you molest someone enough, eventually they'll love you back. *cough* Nine Inch Nails - Closer I wanna fuck you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside I wanna fuck you like an animal My whole existance is flawed You get me closer to god Sounds like some of the ridiculous excuses for rape and molestation that pop up all the time in yaoi, doesn't it? Not to mention it's HOT. Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now ...Do you really have to ask? Marcy Playground - Sex and Candy I smell sex and Candy, yeah, mm-hmm, Who's been loungin' In my chair mm-hmm, Who's been castin' Defeater stares in my direction, Mama this surely is a dream... I just want to know what the fuck "disco lemonade" is supposed to be. Jimmy Buffett - Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw Why don't we get drunk And screw I just bought a waterbed S'filled up for me and you They say you are a snuff queen, Honey I don't think that's true, So why don't we get drunk And screw This is one of the few country-type songs I'll listen to (though it's more honkytonk than classic country). Divinyls - I Touch Myself I don't want Anybody else When I think about you I touch myself Oh-oh-oh I don't want Anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no... Think of this as a tribute to the main purpose of yaoi. XD

Last Updated ( Saturday, 18 March 2006 )

 

< Prev		Next >